The following radio plays were originally aired on WNFC Nefarico™ Radio — written, produced, and performed under contractual obligation. This collection features a cast of over 40 voice actors located around the world: Sweden, New Zealand, Germany, United Kingdom, Ireland, and the United States (New York, Chicago, Ohio, Wisconsin, Minnesota, California, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, and more).
See 2016’s NEFARICO™ SOAP OPERAS for more contractual radio dramas:
hussalonia.bandcamp.com/album/nefarico-soap-operas
Download of this album comes with a PDF that will allow you to print and assemble your own tiny Nefarico™ soap boxes, as depicted on the album cover.
released October 1, 2022
All organ cues created and performed by Joe Rozler
“Ask an Omniscient Robot” music by The Hussalonia Founder
All scripts by The Hussalonia Founder
Box design: Captain Blanqueador
Nefarico™ Public Relations: Dolores DeCabeza
Cover photography and design: Jonathan Hughes
© 2022 Hussalonia
CAST:
THOSE DARNED ORPHANS!
Narrator: Janet McNally
[janetmmcnally.com/]
Nefarico™ Sister 1: The Hussalonia Founder's Firstborn Child
Nefarico™ Sister 2: The Hussalonia Founder's Second-born Child
Nefarico™ Sister 3: The Hussalonia Founder's Third-born Child
The Hussalonia Founder: The Hussalonia Founder
Lou Cipher: Mark Norris
[marknorris.bandcamp.com/]
End Sponsor Announcer: Greg Beaton [http://gregbeaton.com/]
NEFARICO™ STORYTIME, THE HERETIC AND THE VOLCANO GOD
Heretic: Juno Grey
[open.spotify.com/show/0UyArbKKXTtRfFuLIT59kj]
Narrator: Alex Skorma-Armstrong
Volcano God: The Hussalonia Founder's Second-born Child
Townsperson 1: Dr. Michael DiGiacomo
Townsperson 2: Charlie Crane
[charliecrane.bandcamp.com,
podomatic.com/podcasts/stereohysteria]
End Sponsor Announcer: Greg Beaton [http://gregbeaton.com/]
WONDER WOMB AND PROFESSOR BABY, MASKED CRIME FIGHTERS
Wonder Womb: Terra Bialy
Professor Baby: The Hussalonia Founder's Third-born Child
Dr. Eadful: Jessica Collins
[orations.bandcamp.com,
thebabymachines.bandcamp.com/]
Narrator: SwagLordOwO
[fiverr.com/jennifertra]
End Sponsor Announcer: Greg Beaton [http://gregbeaton.com/]
HEREWOLF, THE DEPRESSED WEREWOLF
Herewolf: Little Cake
[littlecake.bandcamp.com/]
Friend: Samantha Cochrane
Passerby: Marlene Bellissimo
[marlenebellissimo.bandcamp.com/]
Narrator: Eric Schuman
[xpn.org/host/eric-schuman]
Witness: Fen Ikner
[lipssongs.com/]
Witness: Steph Brown
[lipssongs.com/]
Witness: Fred Ikner
End Sponsor Announcer: Greg Beaton [http://gregbeaton.com/]
NAME THAT SOAP!
Desmond Shaggs: Puppet/Poet Desmond Shaggs
[youtube.com/c/DataTooShort]
Announcer: Rob Milton
[fiverr.com/robmilton]
Contestant One (III): @angailthegreat on all social platforms
Contestant Two (IV): Shep Huntleigh
Contestant Three (V): Alice Himora
Contestant Four (VI): Maritza Rodriguez
[fiverr.com/maritza_vo]
PROFESSOR BABY MEETS WALT WHITMAN
Narrator: SwagLordOwO
[fiverr.com/jennifertra]
Walt Whitman: Will Bjorndal
[prairieclamor.bandcamp.com,
willsingssongs.bandcamp.com/]
Deadbeat Dad: Peter Bjorndal [bjornd.al/,
goodreads.com/author/show/19456188.Peter_Bjorndal]
Professor Baby: The Hussalonia Founder's Third-born Child
Mike 1: Tim Alexander
[letterseventeen.bandcamp.com/]
Mike 2: Gerald Thomas
[hourglassny.bandcamp.com,
soundcloud.com/lacacahouette]
Mike 3: Mike Roscope
NEFARICO™ DUTY-FREE THEATER
Store Intercom: Dee Pumford
Narrator: Monica Davis
[fiverr.com/the_monicadavis]
Caire Voyant: lunafreyava
[fiverr.com/lunafreyava]
Commercial Voice: Mark Longolucco
[arelativeterm.bandcamp.com/]
Shopper 1: Mel Pell
Shopper 2: Mike Roscope
Shopper 3: Scott Kellerman (produced by Leonard Kirke)
[youtube.com/user/TheJeremyKellerman]
The Hussalonia Founder: The Hussalonia Founder
RICHARD THE SOAP TYCOON WHO ALSO SPEAKS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER
Richard: Stephen Knowles
[fiverr.com/dummyman]
Attendant: Dr. Graham Stowe
Townsperson 1: Angela Mi Young Hur
[angelahur.com/]
Townsperson 2: Crowjane
Narrator: Dr. Mick Cochrane
[mickcochrane.com/]
NEFARICAT AND THE PIZZA TOPPING CONSPIRACY
The Hussalonia Founder: The Hussalonia Founder
Narrator: Rory Bouvier
[youtube.com/user/DirzmiceKilduis, auroraemusic.bandcamp.com]
X-Anon: The Hussalonia Founder's Second-born Child
End Sponsor Announcer: Greg Beaton [http://gregbeaton.com/]