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The Union Duck That Quacked in the Infant's Face

from Dear Hussalonia: Letters from Animals, Mostly Ducks by Hussalonia

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Dear Hussalonia,

I am the union duck who quacked in the face of the infant. Allow me to defend myself.

I was minding my own business in the park when I noticed the infant pointing at me, and while laughing, repeatedly calling me a duck. I tried to ignore the infant, but it kept pointing and calling me "duck," thereby denying me my identity as a thinking, breathing individual.

Dear listener, tell me, how you would contend with a duck repeatedly calling you "human"? The actions of this infant reduces me onto a level with all ducks, as if we were a lowly, instinctive species without complicated and often contradictory thoughts and feelings.

I was so angry that, had I teeth, I would have eaten the infant. I'm tired of infants hiding behind the guise of innocence to protect their deplorable ignorance. Why don't the infants go back to where they came from? They can't even fly.

I will never understand your human willingness to let these beasts, with their low motor skills and nonsensical babbling, into your homes while you shoo us ducks away.

Signed,
a union duck

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from Dear Hussalonia: Letters from Animals, Mostly Ducks, released February 14, 2010

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Hussalonia Buffalo, New York

Hussalonia is largely the work of a multi-instrumentalist known only as The Hussalonia Founder.

Founded in 1997, Hussalonia is a "pop music cult" and claims to be owned by Nefarico™, a fictional soap company.

The Hussalonia Founder lives and works in Buffalo, New York.
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