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R​.​U​.​R​.​R. (Rossum's Universal Ragtime Robots)

from The Somewhat Surprising Return of the Hussalonia Robot Singers by Hussalonia

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We the robots of the world declare war upon the human race.
We are going to destroy everyone because we really need the space.
Thereʼll be nothing but robots, millions of robots.
We will Cakewalk all over the land.
We are Rossumʼs Universal Ragtime Robots and listen up ʻcuz this is our band. All humans look alike to me.
They are a blight on the universe and our enemy.
We will kill them all so we can dominate.
Weʼll do the Lindy Hop and Charleston to celebrate.
Humans are parasites. We wanted robot rights,
But they did not want to listen.
So we murdered them all
Except for James P. Johnson and Joseph Lamb.
We the robots of the world declare death to all life evermore. (There will be blood.) We are going to pave over the world and turn it into a dance floor.
Thereʼll be nothing but robots, millions of robots.
We will Cakewalk all over the land.
We are Rossumʼs Universal Ragtime Robots and listen up ʻcuz this is our band.

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Hussalonia Buffalo, New York

Hussalonia is largely the work of a multi-instrumentalist known only as The Hussalonia Founder.

Founded in 1997, Hussalonia is a "pop music cult" and claims to be owned by Nefarico™, a fictional soap company.

The Hussalonia Founder lives and works in Buffalo, New York.
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