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Geese Are Filthy, Vile Beasts

from Dear Hussalonia: Letters from Animals, Mostly Ducks by Hussalonia

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Dear Hussalonia,

Geese are filthy, vile beasts. Let one in your house and they will not even wipe their feet before they enter. They'll track mud all over your floors that you just washed. Then, if they use your lavatory facilities, they'll get water all over the place, even the ceiling. Your decorative soaps will be turned into tiny, shapeless monsters. I let a goose use my bathroom last week. Now, my good hand towels have web prints all over them. Down with geese.

Signed,
Marcy Casino

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from Dear Hussalonia: Letters from Animals, Mostly Ducks, released February 14, 2010

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Hussalonia Buffalo, New York

Hussalonia is largely the work of a multi-instrumentalist known only as The Hussalonia Founder.

Founded in 1997, Hussalonia is a "pop music cult" and claims to be owned by Nefarico™, a fictional soap company.

The Hussalonia Founder lives and works in Buffalo, New York.
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